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Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was 
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Kayla Marie. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Kayla Marie posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Kayla Marie’s cute little ass gets licked good!
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spectre trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spectre’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spectre’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
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Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews I shot in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:
Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1
Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
The biggest award, at the coming ANV Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.